Halloween Jokes For Kids: 75 Really Funny Jokes Kids Will Love Telling

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Do you have a little one at home who loves to tell jokes? Then, these funny Halloween jokes for kids are for you. These kid friendly Halloween jokes are sure to bring some laughs just in time for the spookiest day of the year.

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From Halloween jokes for kids about ghosts and goblins to witches and vampires, this large collection of Halloween jokes are sure to be a hit!

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You’ll find Halloween jokes for kids about costumes, jack-o-lanterns, trick-or-treating and much much more making this a great fun and non-scary activity for even the youngest kids.

These Halloween jokes for kids are appropriate for little ones ages five and up but can be used with even younger kids if need be. These cute kids jokes for Halloween are suitable as Halloween party entertainment, in the classroom and even for some fun and festive spooky joke telling at home. So, if you are looking for some good clean Halloween jokes for kids, we’ve got your covered!

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75 Halloween Jokes For Kids That Are Hysterically Funny

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Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock jokes are always a hit with children. Kids love telling them as much as they love hearing them. So, you’ll find that these Halloween knock knock jokes are great for getting kids to laugh hysterically! These knock knock jokes about Halloween are sure to be a hit leading up to Halloween.

JOKE #1
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream when I see a ghost!

JOKE #2
Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Bin!
Bin who?
Bin waiting all day to go Trick or Treating!

JOKE #3
Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s a friendly ghost!

JOKE #4
Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad it’s Halloween

JOKE #5
Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Ivana
Ivana who?
Ivana suck your blood…

JOKE #6
Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Olive!
Olive who?
Olive getting candy on Halloween!


JOKE #7
Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Abbott.
Abbott who?
It’s about time you answer your door!

JOKE #8
Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of ya can tune up my broomstick!?

JOKE #9
Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frankenstein of course!

JOKE #10
Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Ooze!
Ooze who?
Ooze that creepy monster over there?

JOKE #11
Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Bitter
Bitter who?
You bitter get your costume on!

JOKE #12
Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda go trick or treating tonight?

JOKE #13
Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Phillip
Phillip who?
Phillip up my bag with goodies please!

JOKE #14
Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Turnin
Turnin who?
Turnin into a werewolf tonight!

JOKE #15
Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive your Halloween costume!

JOKE #16
Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Fangs
Fangs who?
Fangs you for giving me Halloween candy!

JOKE #17
Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Hans!
Hans who?
Hans off my treat bag!

JOKE #18
Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Bee!
Bee who?
Bee-ware of all the ghosts and ghouls on Halloween!

JOKE #19
Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Howie!
Howie who?
Howie gonna carve our pumpkin this year?

JOKE #20
Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Ben!
Ben who?
Ben waiting for Halloween all year!

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Funny Halloween Jokes For Kids

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These funny Halloween jokes for kids are sure to be a hit with the little ones in your life. The funny kids Halloween jokes are a great way to get kids excited about Halloween. These Halloween jokes for kids are appropriate for kids ages five to ten years old. So, if you are looking for some good clean Halloween joke ideas, you’ll find these kid friendly jokes to be just what you need!

#21 Why was the broom late?
It overswept!

#22 Why didn’t the skeleton join the team?
His heart just wasn’t into it!

#23 Who did Dracula bring to the party?
His ghost friend!

#24 Why do witches wear name tags?
To know which Witch is which!

#25 Who won the skeleton beauty pageant?
No body!

#26 What do skeletons say before eating?
Bone appetit!

#27 What do you call a mistake a ghost makes?
A boo-boo

#28 What kind of bagel does a monster eat?
A bagel with scream cheese

#29 What do you call a skeleton who’s taking a nap?
Lazy bones

#30 What kind of candy do zombies hate most?
Life savers

#31 What does a hungry ghost want to eat?
Ice scream

#32 What kind of monster likes to dance?
The boogey-man

#33 What medicine do vampires take when they are sick?
Coffin drops

#34 Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Their bats flew away

#35 What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music

#36 Why do spiders make good baseball players?
They are good at catching flies!

#37 What happens when a snowman gets attacked by a vampire?
Frost bite

#38 What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates

#39 What do you call a vampire that eats a lot?
Snackula

#40 Why don’t angry witches like to fly their brooms?
Because they are afraid of flying off the handle

#41 What do witches get at the hotel?
Broom service

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#42 What do ghosts love to wear?
Boo-jeans

#43 Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts!

#44 What do birds say at Halloween?
Trick or tweet

#45 Where do zombies go to swim?
The dead sea

#46 What do witches use on their hair?
Scarespray

#47 Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them!

#48 How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
She could feel it in her bones!

#49 What do ghosts wear when their vision is bad?
Spooktacles

#50 Where do vampires keep their money?
At the blood bank

#51 What are a ghosts favorite type of shoes?
Boooooots!

#52 Why didn’t the vampire have any friends?
Because he’s a big pain in the neck!

#53 Why didn’t the skeleton go to prom?
He had no body to go with!

#54 How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?
By his coffin!

#55 Where do ghosts like to shop?
The boo-tique.

#56 Why did Dracula go to the library?
He wanted to sink his teeth into a good book.

#57 Why couldn’t the ghost see it’s parents?
Because they were trans-parent.

#58 What’s a zombies favorite dinner?
Brain food.

#59 Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid of the dark?
Because it had no guts!


#60 What did one bat say to the other?
Want to hang out?

#61 How do vampires travel?
On bloody vessels.

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#62 Where do ghosts go on vacation?
They go to the boo-hamas!

#63 What type of ice cream does a ghost like?
A boo-nilla milkshake!

#64 How do you unlock a haunted house?
With a skeleton key!

#65 Why are graveyards so popular?
Everyone is dying to get in!

#66 Where do werewolves store their stuff?
In a were-house!

#67 Why don’t mummies like to play?
They are too wrapped up in their work!

#68 Where does a zombie live?
On a dead end street

#69 What’s a witches favorite subject in school?
Spell-ing class!

#70 What did the vampire say to his victim?
It was nice gnawing you!

#71 What’s Dracula’s favorite fruit?
Neck-tarines!

#72 Where did the monster throw the football?
Over the ghoul-line!

#73 What’s a ghosts favorite dessert?
Boo-berry pie!

#74 What do birds give out on Halloween?
Treats!

#75 What do you call a witch that loves the beach?
A sand-witch!

Final Words

We hope you and your little ones get a kick out of these cute and funny Halloween jokes for kids!

Halloween is such a fun time of year. It’s great to see the funny side of it with these kid friendly Halloween jokes. With some cute costumes and some clever laughs, we hope you have a happy and spooky Halloween!

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